Danget

I failed my driver's test in Oakland today.

My instructor wasn't very nice... I mean, I get some people are naturally just grumpy, or perhaps she was just having a bad day, but come on. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.

Two minutes into the test, I was at a blind intersection. And being the good driver I am, I tried to "creep" forward to get look past the obstructions. But apparently I crept a bit too much, and so my instructor was screaming at me.

her: "STOP! YOU'RE GOING TO GET US INTO A HEAD ON COLLISION! DON'T YOU KNOW THIS IS A BLIND INTERSECTION?! YOU HAVE TO CREEP FORWARD!
me: "...I was."
her: "OH NO YOU WEREN'T, YOU WERE ABOUT TO GO FULL THROTTLE INTO THAT INTERSECTION! I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE YOUNG MAN! BACK THE CAR UP! DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO CREEP FORWARD?!"
me: "...No."

To be completely honest, at that moment, I was really about to tell her to start showing some fucking respect, even if I was younger and had less experience. So now I have to wait 15 days until I can try to retake the test. But knowing how crazy crowded the DMV always is, and how fast the time slots filled up, I have a feeling it's gonna be another long ass while.

With just one little problem

"It gets hard. The vigilantes can't agree on who's in charge. They gave their souls for the cause, but the love that they were after still at large. See this faith in which they found allegiance, ripping at the seams as hope is running it's course. The rebels just can't muster the force to walk the thin line between belief and delusion."

Fists Up -The Blow

America's Next Top Model is on tonight. I think it's kinda weird how I really like that show. Well, at least primarily for the photography. The modeling is legit too I suppose. If I were a 5'9 woman at 120 pounds with a sharp face and decent proportions, I'd definitely try out for the show. Haha.

Until then, I'll just dream of the day Tyra says: "And I want you ladies to meet a very special man who's photographed me and many other well-known models across the globe, Nik Hernandez!"

How_areyou

Some people have real problems.
I couldn't say it better myself.

Snooorrrrllaaaxxx

Holy fuckin' crap all I ever wanna do is eat and sleep.
Like my buddy Snorlax.